Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
What did the big flower say to the small flower?
What’s up, bud?
What did the boy say when he chased the food?
That’s fast food!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
Because they fight knights (nights)!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
Because it was a chicken!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull ya self together!
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