What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says, Choo, Choo the other says, Spit out the gum!
Why are dinosaurs extinct?
Because their eggs stink.
What is the richest kind of air?
Millionaire.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
What do you call a pirate with 20 eyes?
a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirate!
What do you call a puppy that is left outside in the snow?
A “PUP”sicle.
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