What do you sing while bathing you dog?
Working at the dog wash!
Daughter says to dad, “Dad, you are getting taller.”
Dad says, “What?”
Daughter replies, “You are getting taller.”
Dad says, “How is that possible?”
Daughter replies, “Well, your head is growing taller than your hair!”
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?
You-Reek-A!
Why did the hen cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What type of tree can grow fingers?
A palm tree!
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