Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales!
Why did the worm cross the road?
To get away from the chicken!
Why was the detective at the beach?
There was a crime wave!
Wat do you call something that has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why couldn’t the eleven year old get into a pirate movie?
Because it was rated “ARRRR!”
What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek (leak)!
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