What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark.
What room can you not enter?
A mushroom.
What time is it when your clock turns thirteen?
Time to fix it!
What did the chicken say when her egg hatched?
That’s eggcellent!
A boy wrote this letter home from camp:
Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $sammy
His parents wrote back
Dear Sammy,
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
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