Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I turned it into a paper airplane.
Teacher: You still have to hand it in…
Student: The plane got Hijacked!
What does a train say when it’s hungry?
Chew, chew!
TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word “lettuce” in it.
Amy writes something.
TEACHER TO AMY: What’ve you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.
Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrr!
When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
When your a mouse!
What did the alien say when he landed on earth?
This doesn’t look anything like Mars!
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