What did the pen say to the paper?
I dot my eyes on you!
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
He wanted to work out his buns!
Where do you find an ocean without water?
On a map!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
What did the big flower say to the small flower?
What’s up, bud?
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