Mary’s mother had four children North, South, and West. What was her other child’s name?
Mary!
What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?
Loafers!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from K.F.C.!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the ranch dressing!
How do you know when the moon isn’t hungry?
When it’s full!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisssstory.
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