I saw a help wanted sign and…
I ran in and said what’s wrong?
What do you call a cow having a seizure?
A milkshake!
What are a dog’s favorite pizza toppings?
Pupperona and muttarella! (pepperoni and mozzarella)
What do you call a cold meal?
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrreakfast!
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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