What does a raincloud wear under its coat?
Thunder-wear!!
Once three people were talking. One person said, “My wife read The Tale of Two Cities and got twins. Then the second person said that his wife read The Three Little Pigs and got triplets. Then the third person said “Oh my gosh! I have to go home quickly!
“Why?” The others asked.
“Because when I left home my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!”
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food!
What snake does a math teacher like?
An Adder!
A kid told his friend, “I’m having a good day.” The friend asked, “Why?”
The kid said, ” ‘Cause the teacher said we have a test rain or shine, and it’s snowing!”
What do an elephant and a car have in common?
They both have trunks!
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