What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
What’s a car with music coming out of it?
A cartoon.
What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
Sherlock Bones
Why did the Koala Bear get the job?
Because he had the “koala-fications”.
There was a girl named Katy. Everyone thought she was related to Beethoven so they dug him up to test their DNA. When they unburied him they found him sitting there erasing his music. They asked him what he was doing.He said….
“I’m decomposing.”
Why is a mother who lost her child like a hunter?
Both want their dear(deer)!
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