What do pigs use when they get hurt?
Oink-ments!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
One afternoon, a teacher was driving and rolled through a stop sign. She was immediately pulled over by a police officer who recognized her as his former English teacher.
“Mrs. Brown,” he said, “those stop signs are periods, not commas.”
A girl was told to write 100 lines for her handwriting and only had written 50; she told the teacher she was finished. “You have only written 50 lines; I asked for 100!” so the girl replies……
Sorry miss, my math is as bad as my handwriting!
What did the wall say to the other wall?
See you at the corner!
What did 0 say to 8?
“Nice belt!”
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