Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
What is a skydiver’s favorite food?
Para-sciutto
What’s black, white, and red all over?
A zebra buying tomatoes!
Why did the elephant wear pink pajamas?
Because his blue ones were in the wash!!
A cowboy rode in on Friday, partied for three days and left on Friday. How can that be?
His horse is named Friday!
Do you know what makes me smile?
Face Muscles!
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