What type of music do rocks like?
The Rolling Stones!
What do poor people have, rich people need and if you eat it you will die?
NOTHING!
What do you get when you cross a bowling ball with a famous author?
J.K. Bowling!
How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun!
There once was a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than her. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June.
Why?
Because that was the end of May!
How can you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose shut.
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