There is a one story house. In it is 100 chairs. There are twenty five tables. So four people sit at each table. Each person had a cantaloupe, pineapple, apples, and pretzels. They all have Dr. Pepper. Also there are flowers and a kitchen.
There are five bedrooms; three of them are in the hall left of the kitchen, and two of them are in the hall right of the kitchen. What’s upstairs?
What stairs? It is a ONE story house!
Did you hear the broken pencil joke?
I’d tell you, there is no point!
What did the mustard greens say to the radish when he was having a bad day?
Turnip
What did the sea say to the man?
Nothing, it just waved!!
What did the circle say to the tangent line?
“Stop touching me!”
What kind of ant walks on two legs?
Your aunt!
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