What do you call a dog on the beach?
A hotdog!
Why are alligators long and flat?
They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.
What time is it when seven hungry lions are chasing after you?
Seven after one!
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
But it was pointless.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into his courtroom?
Odor in the court!
This guy was out of gas on the side of the Interstate. A little bee came up and said, “I will be back.” When he got back the man said “What did you do?”
The bee said “I got a bunch of bees and we put Bee-Pee in your tank!”
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