ANNE: What happened?
ALYSSA: I broke my leg.
ANNE: How did you break your leg?
ALYSSA: Do you see those stairs over there?
ANNE: Yeah, why?
ALYSSA: Well, I didn’t!
What did the judge of a dog show say?
That’s a weiner!
What did one hay bale say to the other hay bale?
Hey, bale!
How does a group of dolphins decide on something?
Flipper coin!
What do you call a reindeer with no eye?
I’ve no eye, deer.
When do you start at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon!
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