Why can’t animals at the zoo take tests?
Because there are too many CHEETAHS!
Why are cooks cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
Why did the fish go to the library?
To find some bookworms!
A mother named he children,Dominik,Reymond,Mina,Fallond,Soladad,Lanie,what did she name the next child?Tina,Marie,or Jessica?
Tina!She follows the scale!Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti!
Where is the biggest pen?
PEN-sylvania!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and an encyclopedia?
A: A hencyclopedia!
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