Why did the circle do a flip?
To get in shape!
If A cow says MOO from the front what does a cow say from the back?
Oom!
What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?
Shoot the lion and drive away in the jaguar!
Teacher: Lily, if you have 2 cents and your mom gives you 80 cents, how much would you have?
Lily: 2 cents
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?
I was up all night wondering where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me!
Waiter, what do you call this dish?
Chicken Surprise.
But I don’t see any chicken!
That’s the surprise!
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