What goes up slowly but comes down fast?
An elephant in an elevator!
What do you do with bad chemistry jokes?
Barium!
Why did Mickey and Minnie go into space?
To find Pluto!
How many people does it take to carry an elephant?
None, because they can walk!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says, Choo, Choo the other says, Spit out the gum!
Why are dinosaurs extinct?
Because their eggs stink.
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