Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?
Don’t worry, he’s all right now!
What did the ocean say to the sun?
Nothing it just waved.
What do you call a blind pig?
A p g!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry, the kid woke up
Why was the shoe late for class?
He was tied up!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn’t, 6 is a number and thus incapable of cognitive thinking.
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