Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
What day do potatoes hate most?
Fry-day!
How did the thread go to school?
On a spool-bus!div>
What time is it when you have a hungry lion in front of you ready to charge at you?
It’s time to run!!!!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables,
what is baby oil made of?
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