When you know what I am, I don’t exist. When you don’t know what I am, I exist. What am I?
A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the
park. Her mother was touched by the child’s kindness. “There you are, my dear,
but, tell me, isn’t the lady able to work any more?”
What’s the difference between an onion and homework?
DAD:Hey I know how to keep you thinking all night.
SON: How?
What animal is always fibbing?
Kid: Mom would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?
Mom: Of course not.
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