There`s a batch of muffins in the oven and one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ” Dude, it`s really hot in here!”
The other muffin takes a moment and says “Ahhhhh, a talking muffin!”
Why couldn’t the chicken play baseball?
Because she kept hitting fowl balls!
What do you call a fly with no wings, arms, or legs?
A raisin!
What happens when you cross Harry Potter and Hermione?
Someone famous for his lightning brain!
What do you call two spiders who have just gotten married?
Newlywebs!
Two men went hunting. One guy accidentally shot the other guy, so he called 911. He said, “I think my friends dead.” The person on the phone said, “First, make sure he’s really dead.”
So, the first guy shot his friend again and said, “Ok, now what?”
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