I stayed up all day to watch the sun go down.
Then, it dawned on me!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it was out of juice!
A guy had a genie who gave 3 wishes.
He asked to be the richest man in the world,
the wish was granted.
He asked for a big house,
Wish was granted.
The last wish he wanted nothing because the genie gave him everything!
Genie: Oh, okay!
(he took back everything because the guy wanted nothing!
(he took back everything because the guy wanted nothing!
What do you call a thief that steals rubber bands?
A rubber bandage!
WHat do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a JACK-0-LANTERN by it’s diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Why did the fish go to jail?
Because the fish was GILL-ty!
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