Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Two fleas were running on top of a cereal box.
‘Why are we running so fast?’ said one.
‘Because it says tear along the dotted line!’ said the other.
What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head ?
An apatosaurus!
What did the elevator say to the other?
I’m coming up with something.
What does the bunny want to do when he grows up?
Join the hare force!
What dances do turtles do best?
Slow dances!
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