What is a twip?
A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides on a twain.
Were do young trees go to school?
Elemen-tree school!
How did the elf get indigestion?
He kept gobblin’ his dinner!
Why are barbers good for drivers?
Because they know all the shortcuts!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?
Because she kept running away from the ball.
What do you get when you cross a bug and a garbage truck?
A stink bug!!
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