What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
What a lava-ly day!
What do you call six ducks in a crate?
A box of Quackers!
Where do cows go on their space vacation?
The moooooon!
Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
What did the frog say when she laid a square egg?
OUCH!
There is a couple that had twins, a boy and a girl. The children’s uncle named them. What are their names?
The girl’s name is Deniece and the boy’s name is Denephew!
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