Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was carrying a peanut!
What did the spider want for his birthday?
A website!
Why did the cows run away?
Because they were COWARDS!
What did the diamond say to the copper?
Nothing……Minerals don’t TALC!
What is a shark’s favorite food?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do trees drink?
Root Beer!
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