What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.
What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!
Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?
‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!
What does the letter ‘A’ have in common with a flower?
They both have bees after them!
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered another cookie?
No thanks, I’m stuffed!
If a killer whale has baby killer whales,
what do baby killer whales have?
Killer wails!
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