What did the toilet say when his friends came over?
Nothing, it just flushed!
What is always near, but you can never reach it?
Tomorrow!
A guy gets out of jail and runs around town saying “I’m free, I’m free!” and then a boy walks up to him and says …
“I’m four, so what?”
What did the plant growth in math class?
Square roots!
A doctor goes to his boss. and complains about a patient that yelled at him. What did the boss say?
“He wasn’t very patient patient.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
It’s me. Will you remember me in five years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in five years?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See, you forgot me already!
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