What do music and a baseball player have in common?
PITCHES!
What do you use to attack a joke?
A punchline!
What happened to the rich guy with a double chin?
He made a four chin! (fortune)
What is a pirate’s favorite animal?
An ARRRRRDVARRRK!
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. And when you eat it, you die. What is it?
Nothing!
What do call missing work because of a broken leg?
A lame excuse!!
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