Why are elephants so wrinkled?!
Because it takes too long to iron them!
How do you spell mouse trap with only three letters?
C-A-T!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
Why is the letter B the coldest letter of the alphabet?
Because it has the AC on both sides of it!
Where do pencils go for a vacation?
Pencil-vania!
What did the blind man say when he saw a burning building?
Nothing! The man cannot see anything! He’s blind!
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