What has a foot but no legs?
A ruler!
What has hands and a face, but can’t feel anything?
A clock!
What do grumpy mountains have?
Bad altitudes!
Where can you find Thursday before Wednesday?
In the dictionary!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
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