Jokes By Kids

From Jace, 9 years old, Colorado

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wait?!?! The chicken got out of the coop?!?!?!??!!

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From Daniela, 9 years old, Luxembourg

What airline flies and does your hair at the same time ?

British Hair Lines!

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From Lachlyn, 8 years old, Tennessee

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no eye deer! (No idea!)

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From Alex L, 12 years old

What do you call a beach with tiny waves?

A microwave beach!

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From Jericho O'Hare, 13 years old

Harry Potter: Surely, you can’t be serious.

Sirius Black: I am Sirius, and don’t call me Shirley.

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

I’m not short.

I’m just more down to earth.

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