Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
So he could loaf around!
In an oval room there was a murder. The suspects were: a butcher cutting meat, a surgeon doing surgery, and a maid sweeping the corners. Who did it?
The maid. There are no corners in an oval!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken who crossed the road to get to your house!
How do you make a witch itch ?
Take away its “w”!
Why did the dinosaur want a net at sunset?
To catch night fall!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
So it could get to the BOTTOM!
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