What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
Why can’t the vampire sleep?
Because he’s coffin!
Why was the doctor mad?
He was losing his patience!
Why did the skeleton go to the cookout?
He needed spare ribs!
You know that New Yorkers don’t like to share a cab. Well, the other day I saw two complete strangers sharing a cab.
One took the gas tank, the other took the radio.
Why did the policeman arrest the letter?
He caught the “J” walking
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