What has two legs but can’t walk?
A pair of pants!
What is the queen’s favorite size?
King size!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What kind of seafood do cows like?
Moooossels! (mussels)
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
What do you get when you cross a train and a teacher?
The teacher says spit out your gum, and the train says Choo, Choo!
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