Did you hear about the plant that always told lies?
No one ever be-leaved him!
Why is smiles the longest word in this world?
Because there is a mile between the two s’s!
What bow can not be tied?
A rainbow!
What do you get when you cross a lion and a penguin?
Frostbite!
What did the one chimney say to the other chimney?
You’re too young to smoke (Puff Puff)!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because he had the day off!
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