What do you wear to a tea party?
A tea shirt!
Teacher: Can you spell “Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides?”
Student: “Of course, I can!”
Teacher: “Then, spell it!”
Student: “I-T!”
What did the plate say to the other plate at the dinner table?
Lunch is on me!
What did the spy say before going to bed?
It’s time to go undercover!
There is a store on Main Street that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. One day, John walks to this store and finds it closed. How is this possible?
He walked into the store on February 29th! (A leap year has 366 days, but the store is only open 365 days a year!)
Where do chickens stay when they go on vacation?
Chick-Inn Hotel!
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