A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the
park. Her mother was touched by the child’s kindness. “There you are, my dear,
but, tell me, isn’t the lady able to work any more?”
“Oh yes,” Came the reply. “She sells sweets!”
What’s the difference between an onion and homework?
No one cries when you cut homework!
DAD:Hey I know how to keep you thinking all night.
SON: How?
DAD: I’ll tell you tomorrow
What animal is always fibbing?
A lion!
Kid: Mom would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?
Mom: Of course not.
Kid: Good because I didn’t do my homework!
What do frogs eat for lunch in France?
French flies!
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