What do you call two banana skins on the floor in the bedroom next to the bed?
A pair of slippers!
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
You are too young to smoke!
What do you give an elephant if it has diarrhea?
Give it some space!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t discovered yet.
What did the battery get on his report card?
Triple As!
Why did the giraffe cross the grassland?
There weren’t any roads nearby!
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