Jokes By Kids

From Taylor, 3 years old

What did the orange say to the banana?

Don’t go bananas! It’s not a big peel (deal)!

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From Zoe Ford, 10 years old, Florida

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore, who?

Adore Me, of course!

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From Karen, 15 years old, Connecticut

What did the mummy have for lunch?

A wrap!

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From Morgan, 10 years old, New York

What does a cat eat for dessert?

A mice cream cone!

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From Jorge, 9 years old, Oxnard, California

Why do vampires like baseball?

They really like bats!

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From Bob, 6 years old, China

I don’t trust atoms…

I heard they make up everything!

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