Why didn’t the pizza tell good jokes?
It was too cheesy!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road…
Because, he hade no body to go with!
What did the vet say to the cat?
Are you sure you are feline fine?
Why was the cookie sad?
Because his mom was a wafer so long (away for so long)!
A woman is in a restaurant and needs to toot. She decided to time her toots to the music. She then noticed all eyes were on her. She couldn’t figure out why.
Then, she remembered she had head phones on!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!
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