Why did the boy smash his keyboard?
Because the instructions said, “Hit any key to continue!”
Where did the baseball player go after practice?
He ran home!
What do you call a cow that is sleeping?
A bulldozer!
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships!
Why was the detective drinking hot cocoa while on a case?
To get to the bottom of it!
My friend is in a wheelchair and is really funny.
But, they still won’t let him compete in ‘stand up comedy’ competitions!
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