Why did the skeleton go to the doctor?
Because he wouldn’t stop coffin!
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi!
How do you make seven even without subtracting, adding, multiplying or dividing?
Remove the “s”!
Kid 1: What time is it?
Kid 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Why can’t dalmatians play hide-and-seek?
They are always spotted!
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crook-idile!
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