What did green say to yellow?
I feel blue without you!
Why do some fish swim so much lower than others in the ocean?
Because, they dropped out of their school!
How do you know you’re being rejected?
When your yo-yo never comes back to you!
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?
Because, he was a cereal killer!
What is a fish’s favorite kind of shirt?
A tank top!
You leave home and make 3 left turns.
When you return home, there are two people wearing masks waiting for you. Who are they?
The catcher and the umpire!
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