Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
What do you call a skunk on the back of a car?
A bumper stinker!
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we will go places!
What kind of food do you eat while flying?
Plane Rice!
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because, it got stuck in the crack!
Why was the math book sad?
Because, he had many problems!
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