Who is the best person to borrow money from?
From a lone wolf!
Where do black and white bears go on vacation?
Japanda!
What do you call an ant that won’t go away?
Perman-ant (Permanant)!
What do you call a right-hander that puts his hand in an alligator’s mouth?
A lefty!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!
Tear me off and scratch my head, once was red is black, instead. What am I?
A match! (Tear it off, scratch the top of it. Although the top was red after you scratch it and catch it on fire, it turns black).
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