Where did the sheep go for a haircut?
To the “Baa Baa” Shop (Barber)
Why did the skeleton buy a motorcycle?
Because he was “Bone to be Wild”.
What is a zombie’s favourite lolly???
A gummy bear:)
What’s a candle’s favorite kind of furniture?
Wicker!
If a man rode a horse to Texas on Sunday, stayed for 2 days, then comes back on Sunday, how did that happen?
His horse was named Sunday!
What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk
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