Moses, Jesus and an old man were playing golf. Moses went first. He got ready to swing, but the ball landed in the lake. He sad ‘Dang!’ then parted the water and went in to retreive the ball. Next went Jesus. He got ready, swung, but the ball landed in the lake. Jesus walked across the water and retreived his ball. The old man came last. He got ready, swung, and again it landed in the lake. But then, a fish swam over and ate the ball, an eagle swooped down and ate the fish, and just as it was flying away the eagle got struck by lightening. It died and only the ball was left behind. It fell right into the hole, making it a hole in one.
What comes after 4,5,6?
Through which gate can’t you enter?
What kind of vegetables do they grow in Antarctica?
Why was the Math book sad?
An Indian chief had three daughters, or Squaws and demanded that the men of his tribe present him with the hides of animals to earn his daughter’s hands in marriage.
The chief gave away his first daughter for a beaver hide.
The chief gave away his second daughter for the hide of a large buck.
And because the chief loved his third daughter the most, he only gave her away for the hide of a giant hippopotamus.
For he proclaimed:
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