When do you go on red and stop on green?
When you eat a watermelon!
What do you call a three humped camel?
Pregnant!
Why is it always cold at the baseball stadium?
Because, it has so many fans!
Why are there gates around a graveyard?
Because, they are all dying to get in!
What do you call jam that flies?
A Jelly-copter!
Knock-Knock?
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne, who?
Dwayne the bath, I’m dwoaning!
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