Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road…
Because, he hade no body to go with!
What did the vet say to the cat?
Are you sure you are feline fine?
A woman is in a restaurant and needs to toot. She decided to time her toots to the music. She then noticed all eyes were on her. She couldn’t figure out why.
Then, she remembered she had head phones on!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!
Why did the fox cross the road?
To chase the chicken! That’s what a fox does!
Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
Neither did he!
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