What’s the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug the vacuum cleaner in before it sucks!
When would a teacher bring bird seed to a parent-teacher conference?
When it’s a parrot-teacher meeting!
What does a bird do when it is relaxing?
He sends his tweets on Twitter!
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?
Because, it is too slow for fast food!
What is a myth?
A female moth!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don’t get so excited; just open the door!
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