Why was the football coach banging on the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter-back!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry it is just a joke!
What should you say to solid, liquid, or gas when they are sad?
What’s the matter?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne!
Wayne, who?
Wayne, Wayne, go away! Come again another day!
What do you use to FIX teeth?
Toothpaste!
Where do geologists like to relax?
In a rocking chair
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